My sense of humor consists solely of sarcasm and bad puns and that’s why I’m single
He did it. He actually managed to describe how it feels to live with depression and suicidal tendencies.
She is like a drug to me. It’s like putting a big bag of heroin in front of a heroin addict and telling them that they can’t touch it.
Yes, I know what I’m doing is wrong.
Yes, I’m aware that it is bad for my body.
No, I’m not doing this on purpose.
No, I don’t want attention.
No, I cannot just snap out of it.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed